The Book of Randomness

WATTPAD IS BEING A JERK WAD

ITS NOT LETTING MEH SEE THE COMMENTS OR ANYTHING AND ITS TAKING FOREVER FOR MY FRICKEN STORIES TO LOAD AND BLAHBLAHBLAH POTATO PEELS ARE NASTY AND WATTPAD IS A WAD OF FRIPPING JERKINESS AND ITS STUPID AND EVERYRHINGS

AND

OH

MY

FRICKEN

GOSH

I HATE IT SO KRIFFING MUCH AND IM TRYING TO KEEP FROM OPENLY SWEARING BUT I DONT THINK IM GONNA LAST ANY FRACKING LONGER CAISE THERES ONLY SO MANY FAKE SWEAR WORDS A PERSON CAN COME UP WITH

AND

MY

LIMIT

IS

COMING TO AN END LIKE HOLY SHIZ PICKLES SOMEBODY SHOULD JUST FLIPPIN K.I.L.L. WATTPAD CAUSE I SAID SO

BUT THEN AGAIN

YOU SHOULDNT

CAUSE THEN

WE WOULDNT BE

ABLE TO

READ

FANFICTION

OR TALK WITH FRIENDS

OR ANYTHING SO-

I need water I was ranting for too long...