Somewhere in the chocolate factory...
Bob: "Hey Pickles, look, chocolate!" *points*
Pickles: "Well it is a chocolate factory so..."
Bob: "ONWARD!!!"
Pickles: *trots over to the chocolate filled bins*
Bob: "YAY!!!" *squeals and grabs a chocolate bar*
Pickles: "Are you sure we're allowed to take those- Oh! Pickle flavored chocolate!" *shoves head in bin*
(I bet you're all saying 'ew' now... XD)
Factory worker (FW): *sees them* "HEY!!! STOP!!!"
Bob and Pickles: *scream*
Bob: *climbs on top of Pickles* "RIDE MY STEED!!!"
Pickles: "You don't have to tell me twice!" *runs away*
FW: *looks at other FW's* "Get them!"
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This just in. A green unicorn and it's weird rider thing are on the loose. These individuals are highly stupid so I suggest that you stay in your homes to avoid catching stupidity-itis. If your see them, report to the Crazy Police immediately. That is all. This is Ver. E. Embarrassing signing off.
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Back to Bob and Pickles...
Pickles: *screams like a goat* "STAY AWAY!"
FW's: "Thieves! You ate our chocolate!"
Bob: *clings onto Pickles' hair* "WELL WHY LEAVE UNGUARDED CHOCOLATE OUT?!?!"
Pickles: "Bob! OW!!!"
FW's: "THATS BESIDES THE POINT!!!!!!!!"
Bob: *snorts* "Suuuuuuuure..."
Pickles: "Hurting, hurting! BOB!!!!"
Bob: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" *looks at Pickles*
Pickles: "LET GO IF MY STINKIN HAIR!"
Bob: "Oopsy...?" *lets go and tumbles off*
FW's: *surround Bob* "Gotcha!!!"
Bob: *screams and spasms all over the place*
FW's: *have wtf faces*
Pickles: "BOB, NOOOOOOO!!!"
To be continued...
Haha. What did you think of the first part of this mini story? Please comment below or wherever the comments are. Part two will be out soon. Till then... Eat a pickle. :P
-Aura_Levon
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
