My brother told me that he has "the skills of a young turtle".
A young turtle huh...
On the battle field... (The turtle is my brother btw)
Turtle: *shoots down a few people*
Somebody: *sees turtle* "HEY, YOU!"
Turtle: *turns around slowly* "Huh? Meeeee?"
Somebody: "YEAH YOU! EAT BULLETS SNAIL!!"
Turtle: "I'm clearly a turtle you- oh no! I better ruuuuuun!" *turns around and has leg up mid run like in those slow mo movie parts*
Somebody: *shoots turtle*
Turtle: "Oh... No...!"
Me: *switches scenes* "Yeah, well, that was... Interesting."
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general