Cadet Blue : "Admiral, the Purples are attacking. What should we do?" *looks at Admiral toothbrush*
Admiral Toothbrush: *takes off sunglasses* "We don't do anything."
Purple Toothbrushes: *fly towards them*
Cadet Blue: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WE DON'T DO ANYTHING?!?!"
Purple Toothbrushes: *get closer*
Admiral: "Wait for it..."
Purple Toothbrushes: *get even closer*
Admiral: *checks watch* "Wait for it..."
Cadet Blue: "WHAT-"
Admiral: "NOW!!!"
Person: *grabs purple toothbrushes*
Purple Toothbrushes: *scream like goats* "NOOOO, WE MUST ATTACK!!!" *squirm*
Person: "EW!!! MOMMY THESE BRUSHES ARE MOVING!!!!"
Mom: "Then throw them out sweetheart."
Person: *throws out the purple toothbrushes*
Purple Toothbrushes: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" *fall into trash can*
Admiral: *dusts off hands* "And that my dear Blue, is how you get rid of Purples like a pro."
Cadet Blue: *gapes*
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
