The Book of Randomness

Staring is mega rude bruh.

Me: *stares at something in front of me*

Bob: *is sitting directly in my line of vision* "Can you stop that?"

Me: "No. Consider this revenge." *leans closer and stares harder*

Bob: *feels a weird burn in the back of his head* "STOP!"

Me: "Nope." *stares even harder*

Bob: *catches fire* "AHHHHH IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!"

Me: "HUZZAH I HAVE SUCCEEDED!!!"

Bob: "THE AGONY, THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AGONY!!!"

Aura: *comes in with a bucket* "I got this." *dumps it on Bob*

Me: "What is it?"

Aura: *smirks* "Lighter fluid."

Bob: *screams and runs out* "SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"

Me: "Made a big flame too."

Aura: "I'm like Sabine. Can't go off without a bang." *smiles*

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That got way off topic, but the point still stands:

Staring. At. People. Is. Creepy.

Especially if the person starting has either a real intense stare, or the deadest looking eyes.

Poor Bob.

Not........ ^_^