It's been a while since I've done one of these huh?
1. Wear aggressive looking colors. (Deep reds and black)
2. Wear metal studded gloves.
3. Keep a rabid squirrel with you on your shoulder.
4. Talk in a menacing voice.
5. NO CUPCAKE FACE.
6. Bare your teeth.
7. Stay in dark rooms.
8. Become a sith.
And finally...
9. KILL BOB THEN BLAME IT ON PICKLES.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
