By the order of king Bob

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*reads a scroll with messy handwriting written in crayon*

"By the order of King Bob, one shall eat Nutella and only Nutella for as long as he shall rule. If this rule is not followed, he shall... obliterate you all?"

*uprising starts*

*Bob pulls out a shotgun* EAT IT NOW!!!!!!

*everyone pauses mid-uprising*

*Bob points it at the people* NOW.

*everyone dies*

If anyone thinks the MHP (mental hospital people) should take Bob away, say marshmallow in the comments...

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