The Book of Randomness

Addicted to Fanfiction

Have you ever wondered how you could tell if you are addicted to fanficton/wattpad? After this little bit, then you'll know if you are...

When you wake up in the morning (on a weekend):

You: *cracks an eye open* "Morning already? Ok." *grabs phone/computer and checks wattpad notifications*

When you're eating breakfast:

You: *serves yourself a bowl of cereal and sits down* "I wonder is anything updated." *checks phone or whatever from under the table*

When you are at school (public):

Teacher: "Ok students, you can have ten minutes of free reading time."

You: *hides phone behind a book and 'reads'*

Or if you use a chrome/laptop...

You: *pretends to be working on something when you are actually reading something on fanfiction.net or something*

If you are homeschooled:

You: *always has your phone/computer nearby at all times*

On the bus ride home (public schoolers again):

Bus driver: "NO PHONES AND DON'T YELL!!!"

You: *gets out phone and reads fanfiction anyways*

When you get home:

You: *reads fanfiction instead of watching tv and only stopping for dinner, snacks, and bathroom breaks*

Bedtime (-_-):

Parent: *sees you still reading on your phone/computer* "You have to turn that off now."

You: "Ok." *closes computer without turning it off or just leaves phone sleeping*

Parent: *leaves*

Three minutes later...

You: *keeps reading fanfiction till 5 in the morning*

Ok, so if you all do most of this (I do everything on this list except for the breakfast and bus part), then you my friend are addicted. BUH BYE MY LITTLE KOANDACORNS!!!