The Book of Randomness

How to annoy your substitute teacher

1. Tap a pencil under your desk for 10 minutes.

2. Make animal noises.

3. Eat if the teacher doesn't allow you to.

4. Constantly ask questions that have nothing to do with the lesson.

5. Run around the room screaming about the apocalypse.

6. Make weird faces behind their back.

7. Jump on a table.

8. Throw their stuff into the trash can and say it was an accident.

9. Act as if they aren't there.

And finally...

10. Ask them if they're the substitute teacher.