Uh, Bob is the stalker not me

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Hello friends.

How are you friends?

I'm not a stalker,

That's Bob's job.

Bob is currently stalking you right now.

Don't look under your bed.

I know he's there.

But I'm not stalking you.

I'm...

Merely viewing you from afar.

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