Me: *turns on tv*
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Random voice: "-This commercial break was brought to you by Tyler and Connor-"
Commercial guy (CG): "Have you ever gotten tired of this?"
*shows a video of a camera falling over*
CG: "Well now you can prevent that with this! Introducing the... 'Nontoppler'!"
Girl: *widens eyes and puts hands on face* "What's that?"
CG: "Well, it's a new and revolutionary item that will keep your stuff from falling over."
Girl: *puts Nontoppler on plate*
Plate: *falls over and breaks*
Girl: *gasps* "Wow! It really works!"
CG: "That's right little girl! And it's only 19.99. Yes, you heard me, 19.99! And for a limited time only, we'll throw in a pony!"
Pony: *starts eating the girl's hair*
Girl: "IM GETTING IT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Really fast voice thing: "thisitemisnotmadeforidividualsale. Allinjuriescaused bytheitemarenotourfault."
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Me: *turns off tv* "Was the Nontoppler a sponge taped to a banana? Ok then..."
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
