Bounce

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Someone's bouncing a basketball outside my bedroom window right now.

Let's see... What else bounces?

Balls. (Not those ones you dirty minded readers XD)

Like basketballs... Volleyballs... Soccer balls....

HEADS BOUNCE GREAT ON A TILE FLOOR.

Ignore I said that.

Anyways...

Jello bounces.

So does a person and a few select animals.

Parts of people bounce too, but I'm not going into any more details than that.

Water bottles can bounce.

Practically anything.

Well not really.

Do you know what it's like to be super sleep deprived?

I walk around like a drunk person and crash into stuff and have blurry vision for like half an hour.

It's fun!

But not.

Mien gott I do not make any sense right now.

Well, enjoy your day and remember this:

THE SPELLING WIZARD HATES EVERYONE.

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