How to destroy an Xbox

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1. Pour soda on it.

2. Throw it out your window.

3. Jump on it.

4. Take it apart and put it back together wrong.

5. Feed it to a squirrel.

6. Spear a lightsaber through it.

7. You let HowToBasic get to it.

8. Drive a monster truck over it.

9. You stick dynamite to it.

And finally...

10. You drop it in the toilet.

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