1. Have whatever you have to do in mind, but don't actually do it.
2. Say, "Eh, I'll do it later."
3. When 'later' comes, find a different excuse not to do whatever it is you have to do. For example: "Oh, I have to feed my (insert animal here)!"
4. Roll around on the floor.
5. Get distracted by something and completely forget.
And finally,
6. "Oops, I forgot to do (whatever). Whatevs, I'll do it tomorrow."
But we all know it's never going to get done. XD
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By the way, I'm sorry I haven't been updating any of my other books. I've been trying, but I just haven't been... Feeling it lately.
It's like writers block but in some weird form.
Whatever I write down is a load of poo so I just stop there. I'll try to get something decent out soon, and hopefully I won't procrastinate.
Thanks for understanding.
(Kill me with a pitchfork in the comments if you want)
BUH BYE!!!
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general