The Book of Randomness

How to know if someone is a true friend

1. You can steal their food without them getting mad.

2. Your teasing doesn't affect them.

3. You can tell them anything and they won't tell anyone.

4. They share everything with you. (Well, anything that's shareable)

5. You both have some of the same interests that you can waste hours talking about.

6. They don't judge you if you're weird. (POTATO PICKLES)

7. They know when enough is enough. (Like if they're trying to piss ya off and it's not working as planned or something)

8. You both can do something incredibly stupid then laugh about it later.

9. They listen to your problems and know how to comfort you. (Ice cream, tissues, and an hour long date with YouTube or something)

And finally...

10. You can accidentally barf on their shoes without them getting mad. (Then you're friends for life)

By the way, Bill says hi...