-Takes place somewhere far, far away...-
Me: *holds up mic* "So, how's life?"
Ezra: *raises eyebrow* "Fine..."
Me: "Horrible? Ok." *writes that down* "And why is it horrible?"
Ezra: *facepalms*
Me: *taps finger on chin* "I see, I see... Thanks for the interview!" *walks away*
Ezra: "What just happened?"
-Somewhere in the forest...-
Me: "So, do you think you're gonna win the Games?"
Katniss: *dodges fireball* "A little busy here!"
Me: "So you think waffles suck? I didn't ask that but ok... Oops!" *reaches down to pick up pen and fireball hits where my head used to be*
Katniss: "How, why, what the..?"
Me: *looks at Katniss* "You ok?"
Katniss: *stares open mouthed*
Me: "Ok then... Thanks!" *walks away*
Viewers: "Who the heck was that?"
-Over by the fence...-
Bob: *peers through the crack* "I see you..."
Me: *scribbles down some notes* "So, do you do anything other than stalk people?"
Bob: "I see you... I see you..."
Me: *rips off a board from the fence and glares at Bob* "Now you can't stalk me."
Bob: *climbs onto a unicorn* "YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!! PICKLES, AWAY!!!" *rides away*
Me: "Well, that seems to be the end of this interview. Bye!" *runs after Bob*
"GIVE ME BACK THAT UNICORN!!! BOB!!!"
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general