The Book of Randomness

The Interviews

-Takes place somewhere far, far away...-

Me: *holds up mic* "So, how's life?"

Ezra: *raises eyebrow* "Fine..."

Me: "Horrible? Ok." *writes that down* "And why is it horrible?"

Ezra: *facepalms*

Me: *taps finger on chin* "I see, I see... Thanks for the interview!" *walks away*

Ezra: "What just happened?"

-Somewhere in the forest...-

Me: "So, do you think you're gonna win the Games?"

Katniss: *dodges fireball* "A little busy here!"

Me: "So you think waffles suck? I didn't ask that but ok... Oops!" *reaches down to pick up pen and fireball hits where my head used to be*

Katniss: "How, why, what the..?"

Me: *looks at Katniss* "You ok?"

Katniss: *stares open mouthed*

Me: "Ok then... Thanks!" *walks away*

Viewers: "Who the heck was that?"

-Over by the fence...-

Bob: *peers through the crack* "I see you..."

Me: *scribbles down some notes* "So, do you do anything other than stalk people?"

Bob: "I see you... I see you..."

Me: *rips off a board from the fence and glares at Bob* "Now you can't stalk me."

Bob: *climbs onto a unicorn* "YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!! PICKLES, AWAY!!!" *rides away*

Me: "Well, that seems to be the end of this interview. Bye!" *runs after Bob*

"GIVE ME BACK THAT UNICORN!!! BOB!!!"