Previously on The Adventures of Bob and Pickles...
Pickles: "Hurting, hurting! BOB!!!!"
Bob: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" *looks at Pickles*
Pickles: "LET GO IF MY STINKIN HAIR!"
Bob: "Oopsy...?" *lets go and tumbles off*
FW's: *surround Bob* "Gotcha!!!"
Bob: *screams and spasms all over the place*
FW's: *have wtf faces*
Pickles: "BOB, NOOOOOOO!!!"
Now...
Pickles: *sticks head in a hole and sobs* "BOB!!!!! WHY HIM?!?"
Little girl: "Hey mommy look!" *points to the unicorn butt sticking up in the air in the distance*
Mom: *clamps hand over girl's eyes* "Don't look at it dear. You might get a disease."
Little girl and her mom: *walk away quickly*
Pickles: *continues sobbing like nothing happened* "WHYYYYYYY?!?!"
Bob: *strolls towards Pickles* "HEY PICKLE DOODLES!!!"
Pickles: *raises head* "BOB?!? How did you escape?"
Bob: "Funny story actually..."
-Flashback-
FW's: *flash a light in Bob's face* "Why did you do it?"
Bob: "STAHP!!! THE LIGHT, IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!" *squirms around in restraints*
FW: "This guy has a problem." *raises brow*
Other FW's: *nod in agreement*
Bob: *gets an idea* "But you have to let me go!"
FW's: "And why should we?"
Bob: *talks in baby voice* "Cause today is my burfday."
FW: ".... It's his birthday?"
Others: *echo* "It's his birthday?"
Bob: *nods quickly* "Yep! Me gonna be fiiiiiive! But I can't celebwate it now cause you gots me." *pouts and gives them puppy eyes*
FW's: "............"
Bob: "............"
FW: "Fine! Since it's your birthday..." *grumbles and unlocks Bob's handcuffs*
Bob: *jumps up* "YAY!!!! But first..." *pushes FW's into a vat of chocolate*
FW's: *scream like their pants are on fire or something*
Bob: "HAHA SUCKAS!!!" *skips away*
-End of Flashback-
Pickles: *laugh-snorts* "HA YOU GOT DEM GOOD!!!"
Bob: *nods and climbs on top of Pickles* "The look on their faces though, priceless!"
Somebody: *sees them and gasps* "HEY! THOSE ARE THE CRIMINALS!!!" *dials the Crazy Police*
Crazy Police (CP): "Hello, what seems to be your weird emergency?"
Somebody: "ITS THEM!!! THE GREEN THING AND THAT OTHER... THING!!!"
CP: "Ok, we'll be on our way."
Somebody: "Wait, you don't need the directions?" *scratches head*
CP: "No," *waits for Somebody to turn around* "Because we're already heeeeeere..."
Somebody: *runs away screaming* "NOW I CAN SEE WHY THEY CALL YOU CRAZY! AHHHHH!!!"
CP: *starts to spin towards Bob and pickles*
Bob and Pickles: "Why the heck are they spinning?"
*Me and the audience which is you guys: "I dunno."*
CP: "BECAUSE WE ARE... THE CRAZY POLICE!!!!!!!!" *random action music plays*
Bob: "The Crazy Police?!? Pickles, go, NOW!!!!"
Pickles: "Alright, to LalaLand!" *flies away with Bob leaving the Crazy Police still spinning in circles*
In LalaLand...
Bob: "This place is so cool. By the way, what is this stuff?" *points to tea cup*
Pickles: "Your tea..."
Bob: *tilts the cup slightly* "Is it supposed to be red?"
Pickles: *rolls eyes* "Duh..."
Bob: "Ok..." *sips tea* "Mmmm! This is good! What the secret ingredient?"
Pickles: *sips tea slowly* "Blood."
Bob: *spits it out onto Pickles face* "PICKLES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"
Pickles: "Nothing. Bye!" *skips across the cotton candy clouds*
Bob: "PICKLES!!!!" *shakes fist and runs after him*
The End
Well, this is the end of The Adventures of Bob and Pickles. *sobs* Buuuuut, if you want, I'll bring them back in some later chapters. Maybe... XD I hope you enjoyed this cause it took me an hour to write. (Stupid slow fingers)
-Aura_Levon
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