The Book of Randomness

The Adventures of Bob and Pickles: Part Two

Previously on The Adventures of Bob and Pickles...

Pickles: "Hurting, hurting! BOB!!!!"

Bob: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" *looks at Pickles*

Pickles: "LET GO IF MY STINKIN HAIR!"

Bob: "Oopsy...?" *lets go and tumbles off*

FW's: *surround Bob* "Gotcha!!!"

Bob: *screams and spasms all over the place*

FW's: *have wtf faces*

Pickles: "BOB, NOOOOOOO!!!"

Now...

Pickles: *sticks head in a hole and sobs* "BOB!!!!! WHY HIM?!?"

Little girl: "Hey mommy look!" *points to the unicorn butt sticking up in the air in the distance*

Mom: *clamps hand over girl's eyes* "Don't look at it dear. You might get a disease."

Little girl and her mom: *walk away quickly*

Pickles: *continues sobbing like nothing happened* "WHYYYYYYY?!?!"

Bob: *strolls towards Pickles* "HEY PICKLE DOODLES!!!"

Pickles: *raises head* "BOB?!? How did you escape?"

Bob: "Funny story actually..."

-Flashback-

FW's: *flash a light in Bob's face* "Why did you do it?"

Bob: "STAHP!!! THE LIGHT, IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!" *squirms around in restraints*

FW: "This guy has a problem." *raises brow*

Other FW's: *nod in agreement*

Bob: *gets an idea* "But you have to let me go!"

FW's: "And why should we?"

Bob: *talks in baby voice* "Cause today is my burfday."

FW: ".... It's his birthday?"

Others: *echo* "It's his birthday?"

Bob: *nods quickly* "Yep! Me gonna be fiiiiiive! But I can't celebwate it now cause you gots me." *pouts and gives them puppy eyes*

FW's: "............"

Bob: "............"

FW: "Fine! Since it's your birthday..." *grumbles and unlocks Bob's handcuffs*

Bob: *jumps up* "YAY!!!! But first..." *pushes FW's into a vat of chocolate*

FW's: *scream like their pants are on fire or something*

Bob: "HAHA SUCKAS!!!" *skips away*

-End of Flashback-

Pickles: *laugh-snorts* "HA YOU GOT DEM GOOD!!!"

Bob: *nods and climbs on top of Pickles* "The look on their faces though, priceless!"

Somebody: *sees them and gasps* "HEY! THOSE ARE THE CRIMINALS!!!" *dials the Crazy Police*

Crazy Police (CP): "Hello, what seems to be your weird emergency?"

Somebody: "ITS THEM!!! THE GREEN THING AND THAT OTHER... THING!!!"

CP: "Ok, we'll be on our way."

Somebody: "Wait, you don't need the directions?" *scratches head*

CP: "No," *waits for Somebody to turn around* "Because we're already heeeeeere..."

Somebody: *runs away screaming* "NOW I CAN SEE WHY THEY CALL YOU CRAZY! AHHHHH!!!"

CP: *starts to spin towards Bob and pickles*

Bob and Pickles: "Why the heck are they spinning?"

*Me and the audience which is you guys: "I dunno."*

CP: "BECAUSE WE ARE... THE CRAZY POLICE!!!!!!!!" *random action music plays*

Bob: "The Crazy Police?!? Pickles, go, NOW!!!!"

Pickles: "Alright, to LalaLand!" *flies away with Bob leaving the Crazy Police still spinning in circles*

In LalaLand...

Bob: "This place is so cool. By the way, what is this stuff?" *points to tea cup*

Pickles: "Your tea..."

Bob: *tilts the cup slightly* "Is it supposed to be red?"

Pickles: *rolls eyes* "Duh..."

Bob: "Ok..." *sips tea* "Mmmm! This is good! What the secret ingredient?"

Pickles: *sips tea slowly* "Blood."

Bob: *spits it out onto Pickles face* "PICKLES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"

Pickles: "Nothing. Bye!" *skips across the cotton candy clouds*

Bob: "PICKLES!!!!" *shakes fist and runs after him*

The End

Well, this is the end of The Adventures of Bob and Pickles. *sobs* Buuuuut, if you want, I'll bring them back in some later chapters. Maybe... XD I hope you enjoyed this cause it took me an hour to write. (Stupid slow fingers)

-Aura_Levon