1. Snap a book shut in their face while they're daydreaming.
2. Blindfold them and tell them that you're gonna push them off a cliff, when you're actually only gonna push them in a pool.
3. Show them a picture of their parents and say they're gonna look like that in the future.
4. Hide under the table and pull on their legs when they sit down.
And finally...
5. Make them watch a really scary movie then dress up like a murderer and stand at the foot of their bed. <insert evil laugh>
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
