Never use these pick up lines

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"Hey, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."

Dude this'll get you a slap in the face. Or maybe a laugh out of the person you told it to.

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"Is there a magnet in your pants? Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel."

What. The. Fffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-banana. I wasn't gonna swear, nope.

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"Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin' around my head all day."

Flattered but, uh...... *runs away screaming*

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I'm too lazy to write more so I'll just say this:

Don't use these stupid pick up lines. Just talk to the person and get to know them instead of scaring them away with your unintended creepiness.

LEAVE THE SCARING TO MY CREW.

BYEEEEEE!!!!

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