1. Have a fake name that's ominous and intriguing.
2. Always hide in the shadows that are in the corner of the room.
3. Make your voice sound deeper.
4. Wear a cloak and (maybe) a mask.
5. Change your phone number every week.
And finally...
6. Call yourself the 'Master of Mystery' and people should believe you.
Hopefully.
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
