Some Random Guy (SRG): "You suck."
Me: "What?!?!" *scowls*
SRG: "Are you deaf? I said you suck!" *laughs*
Me: *sees a lamp in the corner and inches towards it*
SRG: *keeps laughing*
Me: *whispers* "Your gonna be sorry when this is over." *smashes lamp on his head*
SRG: "OOF!!!" *falls over unconscious*
A few minutes later...
Police: "Ma'am, would you mind telling me what happened here?" *points to the guy*
Me: "Uh, it's called 'accidentally breaking a lamp'. Doi."
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
