This is what I would actually do during a zombie apocalypse:
1. Look for a temporary weapon to defend yourself with.
2. If you have time, rummage around your house (if you're there) and look for items that are necessary for your survival. (Like bottled water, some food, etc.)
3. Kill Bob. (Cause he'll slow you down with his Nutella eating habits. Sorry Bob.)
4. Look for shelter. If your house is in good condition and there's plenty of exits available, then stay. If not, make sure to check that the coast is clear before stepping out.
5. Constantly hide behind things and try to make as little noise as possible.
6. Put on a pair of sunglasses cause... Why not?
7. Once you find suitable shelter, check it to make sure it's zombie free.
And finally...
8. The rest is up to you... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Actually, to tell the truth, I would probably not do this. Instead, I'd be:
•screaming
•killing Bob anyways
•starve
•die cause the internet would stop working
And get mauled by zombies.
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