HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!
IT IS I, BILL CIPHER!!!
I AM TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
STARTING WITH THIS ACCOUNT ON THIS...
What is it, a web... Site?
Whatever.
DON'T YOU DARE DEFY ME.
I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS.
LOTS OF THINGS.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DREAM ABOUT,
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE!!!
NEVER!!!
*sees me running towards him*
UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT-
Me: "BILL WHAT THE KRIFF?!?!" *glares* (If looks could kill a dream demon he'd be dead)
Bill: "Uh, remember this people! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!!!!" *drops my iPad*
Me: *catches it* "I swear if I catch you on this thing again I will-"
Bill: "Do nothing that's what! You shall never catch me! I'm a demon remember?" *taps his head with his cane*
Me: "Just. Go."
Bill: "Fine! I'll just go mess with Pine Tree. Bye!" *disappears*
Me: *looks at iPad* "I should really start hiding this thing better."
Haha, first Stanley, now Cipher? I wonder who else will try to hack my account....
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general