The Book of Randomness

Hello Dear Minions

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!

IT IS I, BILL CIPHER!!!

I AM TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

STARTING WITH THIS ACCOUNT ON THIS...

What is it, a web... Site?

Whatever.

DON'T YOU DARE DEFY ME.

I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS.

LOTS OF THINGS.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DREAM ABOUT,

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE!!!

NEVER!!!

*sees me running towards him*

UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT-

Me: "BILL WHAT THE KRIFF?!?!" *glares* (If looks could kill a dream demon he'd be dead)

Bill: "Uh, remember this people! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!!!!" *drops my iPad*

Me: *catches it* "I swear if I catch you on this thing again I will-"

Bill: "Do nothing that's what! You shall never catch me! I'm a demon remember?" *taps his head with his cane*

Me: "Just. Go."

Bill: "Fine! I'll just go mess with Pine Tree. Bye!" *disappears*

Me: *looks at iPad* "I should really start hiding this thing better."

Haha, first Stanley, now Cipher? I wonder who else will try to hack my account....