It's just another ordinary day...
Me: "Ok, this stupid thing better open this time!" *puts in locker combo* "Now, open!"
Locker: *doesn't budge*
Me: "What the kriff?!?! NOT AGAIN!!!" *puts in combo again and yanks the locker door*
Locker: *creaks but doesn't open*
Me: "OMG ARGH!!!" *storms away*
Three minutes later...
Me: *returns with a flamethrower* "OPEN OR DIE!!!"
Locker: *groans but still doesn't open*
Me: "FIRE IS AMAZIN MY DEAR POTATOES AHAHAHAHA TOOTHPASTE!!!" *shoots the locker with fire*
Locker: *doesn't melt or anything*
Me: *turns off the flamethrower* "What? AW NUTS!!!"
Locker: "......"
Me: *bangs the locker with fists* "Why won't you open? Why why why why-"
Locker: *opens and eats me*
Me: "AHHHHH-" *gets sucked deep into the locker*
Locker: *closes like nothing happened*
Yeah, like I said before, just another ordinary day...
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
