The Book of Randomness

Like two peas in a... Peanut shell?

Bob (human): "GUYS I MADE A NEW FRIEND!!! *bounces up and down*

Aura: *looks up from her data-pad* "I find that hard to believe."

Bob: "IT'S TRUE! His name is Mr. Peanut!"

Ezra: "PSHHHH.... Sure." *licks peanut butter off his spoon*

Bob: "Stop it! You're eating his kind!"

Ezra: "Really? Well this is all I have to say." *shovels more peanut butter into his mouth*

Aura: *snickers*

Bob: "You'll see. You'll all see! He's real and he'll visit you all tonight.... In your nightmares. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *leaves cackling like a crazy person*

Aura and Ezra: "........... Creep."

Later that evening...

Ezra: "'Night everyone!"

Me: "Bruh, it's only like 9:06. Why don't you stay a bit longer?"

Aura: "It is a bit early, I agree."

Ezra: *starts to head to his room* "I wish I could but if I don't get up early tomorrow Kanan'll kill me."

Bob: *pops out from the seat cushions* "DID SOMEONE SAY KILL?!?!"

Me: *pushes him back into the cushions* "Ignore him. And I guess that's understandable. Good night."

Aura: "Later."

Ezra: "Yeah, sure." *goes into his room* (all the lights are of btw....)

Creak.

Ezra: *pauses* "Um, ok...." *inches closer to his bed*

Creeeeak.

Ezra: "Bob, if that's you, you better not be f-ing with me right now." *sits on his bed*

Creepy voice from the shadows: "I'm... Not... Bob..." (Sounds like low, breathy, creepy af voices you hear in horror movies)

Ezra: "Bob, seriously. Stop."

Creepy voice from the shadows: "You... Ate... My... Kind..."

Ezra: "BOB I MEAN IT! STOP!!!" *throws a pillow in the voice's general direction*

Riiiiiiiiip.

Creak.

Splat!

Ezra: *takes something warm and sticky off his face* "Karabast! What the... Peanut butter?"

Creepy voice from the shadows: "I... Am... Real..."

Creak.

Creeak.

Creeeeak.

Ezra: *starts looking around*

Creepy voice from the shadows: "Right behind yoouuuuuuuuu...." *breathes on Ezra's neck*

Ezra: *shrieks and runs out of the room* "HELP ME!!!!"

Bob: *flicks on the light* "Haha we got him so bad!"

Mr. Peanut: *straightens his tie* "Well, I clearly am real aren't I?" *smirks*

Bob: "Like no duh. Try telling that to these idiots though."

Mr. Peanut: *smiles* "Now then... Shall we go scare some more people?"

Bob: "LIKE TOTES DUDE!" *flips his longish hair dramatically* "WE COULD BE LIKE TWO AWESOME BAD GUYS! Almost like two peas in a pod!"

Mr. Peanut: "I prefer the term: Like two peas in a peanut shell."

"Sure, whatever floats your boat."