Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*forty-nine*

Camila: (writing a love letter) Roses are red, violets are blue. Can I dine on thy WAP cooch?

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Zabdiel: Hey, Dinah

Dinah: What?

Zabdiel: You're a babe

Dinah: Let me say it again. A what?

Zabdiel: A babe

Dinah: Specifically in reference to what?

Zabdiel: No, I mean you're cute

Dinah: Babies are so cute

Zabdiel: No, I meant-

Dinah: Babies don't have teeth, did you know that?

Zabdiel: Yes, but I'm-

Dinah: Babies don't have hair and I have a lot

Zabdiel: Yeah, you're Rapunzel

Dinah: No... my name is Dinah

Zabdiel: Did anyone ever tell you you look like Beyoncé? (nah, they usually say I look like Shalissa)

Dinah: No, they say I look like Dinah

Zabdiel: Forget it...

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Perrie: Do you think if I swallowed a dictionary I'll digest it and my brain would know more words?

Ally: No, Pez

Perrie: Oh...

Ally: (pinches the bridge of her nose) Perrie...

Perrie: Uh what?

Ally: Did you swallow a dictionary?

Perrie: No (burps up a piece of paper) dang it

Ally: Perrie!

Perrie: (wearing glasses) See, I must digress with your perpetual statement. I'll have to undulate the quality that can be justifiable to your prior hypothesis.

Ally: That doesn't even make sense-

Perrie: And you, my fellow acquaintance is what us spellers like to call "a jerk"

Ally: (sighs)

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Camila: (eating a bag of Cheetos)

Jade: Damn, Camila, you got cake

Camila: No, this is a chip

Jade: No, I mean you got cake

Camila: I have chips

Jade: Do you not know what cake is?

Camila: Yeah... and I know these are chips

Jade: (sighs) I'm not talking about the chip

Camila: You're weirdly referring to a chip as cake