Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*seven*

Jesy: Hey, Perrie, you ever had a wet dream?

Perrie: Oh yeah... one time, I dreamt I went to the toilet then I woke up and wet my bed

Jesy: That's... not what I meant

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Leigh: I'm straight

Lauren: So is spaghetti until you get it wet and turn up the heat

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Normani: (licks her lips)

Leigh: (smirks)

Normani: What?

Leigh: I wanna do what you just did, but to another set of lips

Normani: Good lawd

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Perrie: (about to eat a banana)

Camila: (looks at her weird)

Perrie: What?

Camila: You eatin' a banana

Perrie: Okay? I like fruit

Camila:...

Perrie:...

Perrie: No hetero

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Dinah: You wouldn't eat bananas anymore. Just eat yogurt then

Perrie: Yogurt is just fruit nut... and I'm not straight

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Leigh: People say I'm cocky. I came out the womb conceited, bitch

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Perrie: (eating dinner) Wait, is that asparagus?

Deb: Aye

Perrie: Mam, I told you no penis shaped foods

Deb:...

Perrie: Now I gotta say 'no hetero' after every bite!

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Jade: Shower? You mean getting pissed on by my own house?! I think not!

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Jesy: I can never argue with you! You never agree with anyone

Lauren: No, I don't!

Jesy: That's exactly what I'm talking about!

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Ally: (sings) Take me to church. I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

Dinah: (sings) I can pull out the strap and Imma fuck you tonight

Ally: ... Dinah, those aren't the lyrics

Dinah: Bitch, maybe I was freestyling. Get up off my shit

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Camila: Today is yesterday's tomorrow

Jade:...

Camila: Yep

Jade: (sighs) For fucks sake, Camila.

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Normani: Oh my God. Do you smell that?

Perrie: No...

Normani:... Well, this is awkward

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Ally: (raps) Bounce that ass, girl. Shake them titties. I'm the meanest and the baddest muthafucka in the city

Jesy and Normani: (bouncing they titties)

Lauren:... I have some bizarre ass friends

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Perrie: Is it 'Pet's Mart' or 'Pet Smart'?

Jade: It's called shut the fuck up and let me sleep

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Dinah: I want my pussy ate

Camila: I volunteer as tribute!

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