Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

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Normila's offspring: Momma, can you sign my permission slip? It's due tomorrow

Normani: Chile, the rent due, lights due, car note due, insurance due, Mountain Dew, Baby Shark Do Do Do Do Do Do, EVERY DAMN THING DUE

Normila's offspring:... I'll just go ask Mamí

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Jesy: (waking up her "kids" for school)

Jesy: Get up, you overgrown spermcells!

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Brandon: Jesus didn't have to go to school, why should I? Hitler went to school, look where he ended up... I rest my case

Austin: (sighs) For the last time... you're HOMESCHOOLED

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Jade: Every girl's a squirter if you cut the right artery

Lauren: (backs away slowly)

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Camila: (flirting) Jes, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable

Jesy: Yet you still wouldn't get laid

Edwin: (from the other room) DAMN, NEED SOMETHING FOR THAT BURN?

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Nick: If a man shaves his ass, is that gay?

Perrie: If you clean your house, you're more than likely to be expecting visitors (shrugs)

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Joel: Cigarette companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers

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Dinah: Your childhood wasn't complete if you didn't almost drown

Brandon: Probably wasn't complete if you did drown, too

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Zion: You're a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton

Austin: (deep, slow sigh)

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Camila(probably): (arguing with her child) No, Gekko is the beat PJ Masks character

Camila's kid: Nuh-uh! Owlette is

Camila: She's a know it all that wants to be the leader so bad! Gekko be chillin'

Camila's kid: Owlette can fly, though

Camila: But my boy Gekko got Super Gekko Muscles... bet Owlette can't lift the Gekko Mobile with one hand (crosses arms smugly)

Camila's kid:...

Camila:...

Camila's kid: But Gekko can't fly

Camila: Listen here, you little shit-

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