Normila's offspring: Momma, can you sign my permission slip? It's due tomorrow
Normani: Chile, the rent due, lights due, car note due, insurance due, Mountain Dew, Baby Shark Do Do Do Do Do Do, EVERY DAMN THING DUE
Normila's offspring:... I'll just go ask Mamí
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Jesy: (waking up her "kids" for school)Jesy: Get up, you overgrown spermcells!
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Brandon: Jesus didn't have to go to school, why should I? Hitler went to school, look where he ended up... I rest my caseAustin: (sighs) For the last time... you're HOMESCHOOLED
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Jade: Every girl's a squirter if you cut the right arteryLauren: (backs away slowly)
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Camila: (flirting) Jes, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccableJesy: Yet you still wouldn't get laid
Edwin: (from the other room) DAMN, NEED SOMETHING FOR THAT BURN?
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Nick: If a man shaves his ass, is that gay?Perrie: If you clean your house, you're more than likely to be expecting visitors (shrugs)
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Joel: Cigarette companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers———
Dinah: Your childhood wasn't complete if you didn't almost drownBrandon: Probably wasn't complete if you did drown, too
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Zion: You're a ghost driving a meat covered skeletonAustin: (deep, slow sigh)
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Camila(probably): (arguing with her child) No, Gekko is the beat PJ Masks characterCamila's kid: Nuh-uh! Owlette is
Camila: She's a know it all that wants to be the leader so bad! Gekko be chillin'
Camila's kid: Owlette can fly, though
Camila: But my boy Gekko got Super Gekko Muscles... bet Owlette can't lift the Gekko Mobile with one hand (crosses arms smugly)
Camila's kid:...
Camila:...
Camila's kid: But Gekko can't fly
Camila: Listen here, you little shit-
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
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