Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*twenty-five*

(l to r; Jimin, Namjoon, Jungkook/JK, Yoongi, Jin, J-Hope, Taehyung)

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Lauren's child: Who the fuck?

Lauren: Language!

Lauren's child: Whom the fuck?

Lauren: That's better

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Jimin: Ugh, I want my pussy ate

Namjoon: You... don't have a pussy

Jimin: Don't mean I don't want it ate

Namjoon:...

Jimin: Da fuck

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Perrie: If it doesn't get stuck in your throat, it won't get stuck in your ass

Leigh:...

Lauren:...

Camila: Babe, what the fuck

Jimin: It never gets stuck in my throat (smirks at Tae)

Tae: (winks)

Joel: Anna oop-

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Dinah: How many communions do you have to do before you eat an entire Jesus?

Jade: 160,000 communion wafers and 6 bottles of communion wine

Perrie:

Ally: (facepalms and shakes head)

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Normani: (sees a dog) Can I pet dat dawg?

Jesy: No-

Normani: Can I Pet Dat Dawg?

Jesy: Mani, I said-

Normani: cAn i PeT dAt DaWg?

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Camila: (trying time flirt) Damn, boy, do you shit with that ass?

Jimin:...

Camila:

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Erick: How high are you?

Lauren: No, it's "Hi, how are you?"

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(Text)

Jade:

Jesy: 😳

Jade: 😏

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(Therapy)

Joel: He gets angry over weird stuff

Therapist: Like wh-?

Chris: (throws lamp) CARPET IS HOUSE GRASS!