*fiffy-one*

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AGAIN, BEWARE BC MY HUMOR IS REALLY DARK AND THIS SESSION IS ONLY FOR PPL THAT HAS DARK HUMOR... DEAD ASS, HELL IS HOT WITH THESE ONES... LIKE IM DEFO GOING TO HELL😅 BIG TRIGGER WARNING

To put it simply, Pete Davidson is my favorite comedian.

Also, I can't picture any of them laughing at this (maybe a few, you'd never know) but I'd find it even more wild... the shit is the OPPOSITE of what they'd say like what you see Lauren laughs about...... okay, I don't wanna spoil to much

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Perrie: What's red, spins fast, and makes a lot of noise?

Zion: What?

Perrie: A baby in a blender

Perrie: A baby in a blender

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Zion: 😱

Perrie: I'd set that shit to 'purée'

Zion: FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Jesy: Why haven't you been texting back? I got worried

Jade:

———Leigh: I'm a dick vegan

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Leigh: I'm a dick vegan

Brandon:... All you had to say was that you're gay

Leigh: Playa, I said what I said

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Richard: If you cook a gay person, would it be LGBBQ?

Camila: Nah, it's called smoking a f*g

Richard: (gasps) And I thought what I said was fucked up.

Camila: No, it's okay, I actually wanna be smoked

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Ally: What's the most expensive haircut?

Dinah: Chemotherapy

Ally: Chemoth- Awh

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Kaine: What do you give to an armless child?

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