AGAIN, BEWARE BC MY HUMOR IS REALLY DARK AND THIS SESSION IS ONLY FOR PPL THAT HAS DARK HUMOR... DEAD ASS, HELL IS HOT WITH THESE ONES... LIKE IM DEFO GOING TO HELL😅 BIG TRIGGER WARNING
To put it simply, Pete Davidson is my favorite comedian.
Also, I can't picture any of them laughing at this (maybe a few, you'd never know) but I'd find it even more wild... the shit is the OPPOSITE of what they'd say like what you see Lauren laughs about...... okay, I don't wanna spoil to much ✨
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(Text)Perrie: What's red, spins fast, and makes a lot of noise?
Zion: What?
Perrie: A baby in a blender
Zion: 😱
Perrie: I'd set that shit to 'purée'
Zion: FOR FUCKS SAKE
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(Text)Jesy: Why haven't you been texting back? I got worried
Jade:
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Leigh: I'm a dick veganBrandon:... All you had to say was that you're gay
Leigh: Playa, I said what I said
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Richard: If you cook a gay person, would it be LGBBQ?Camila: Nah, it's called smoking a f*g
Richard: (gasps) And I thought what I said was fucked up.
Camila: No, it's okay, I actually wanna be smoked
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Ally: What's the most expensive haircut?Dinah: Chemotherapy
Ally: Chemoth- Awh
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Kaine: What do you give to an armless child?
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanfictionJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at