Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*twenty-seven*

Ally: Am I thick? You're damn right I'm thick!

Ally: Thick of not being apprethiated

———
Lauren: You plus me equals love (winks)

Perrie: I dunno algebra

———
Zab: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Austin: Uh, I dunno?

Zab: "*gags*"

Jesy: (falls on the floor in tears)

———
J-Hope: Am I the only one who doesn't remember being a baby and just woke up one day and I was 6?

———
Edwin: What do you call a donkey that fell in a tub of sugar?

Joel: Diabetic?

Edwin: ...

Joel:...

Edwin: No... "a sweet ass"

Joel: Oh

———
Jade: I may talk funny, but I make your girl walk funny

———
Jimin: If you're tired of being single... then multiply

———
Yoongi: The worst about parallel parking is the witnesses

Leigh: (struggling to close her trunk) No witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking

———
Zion: Butt and booty are synonyms. Call and dial are also synonyms. Yet, butt dialing is COMPLETELY different from booty call

Namjoon:...

Zion: Am I wrong?

———
Jesy: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" and "I'm sorry, Daddy, I've been a bad girl" is the exact same thing

Ally: So, you were actually praying last night, then?

Jesy: (looks at Jade)

Jade: (winks)

Jesy: Sure...

———
(Meeting)

Perrie: Hear me out: an adult McDonalds. Like a regular McDonalds that changes into one at night

Normani: Perrie-

Perrie: I'm talking a soda machine switching to a bar, stripper poles in the middle-

Jin: Pez-

Perrie: -music playing and shit. You could tip the strippers-

Zab: For fucks sake, Perrie, no!

Perrie: (sucks teeth) Pussies

Jin: Now, onto serious matters (pulls out mirror) me

———
Edwin: (drunk) I dunno Corona very well, but congrats on coming out as a pandemic, girl!

———
Lauren: Be careful, babe, there's a wasp-

Leigh: (screams and runs to France)

Lauren: ... the fuck?

———
(Text)

Jade:

Read

Jade:

———