Lauren: One time, I was high. I went up to a cat and said, "Meow." Th cat said, "Meow." And I was like, "Meow, meow." The cat was like, "Meow." And i was like, "Bitch! I CAN SPEAK CAT!"
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Perrie: How do you feel about me?
Jesy: Somewhere between "fuck you" and "I'd fuck you".
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Baby Jade: (speaks)
Camila: The hell this child just say to me?
(if you get it, you get it)
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Dinah: I'm in the mood for some chocolate.
Normani and Leigh: (smirks)
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Jade: How are you gonna make a bowl a cereal with no milk? What's the point?
Camila: I'm just hun-
Jade: What's the point?
Camila: Ally didn't make groc-
Jade: What's the point?
Camila:...
Jade:...
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Dinah: Why is Fanfic Lauren more badass than Real Life Lauren?
Lauren: Because fuck you, that's why
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(Helping Perrie with her homework)
Ally: What's 5 times 3?
Perrie: Easy, 15
Ally: What's 3 times 5?
Perrie: Em... teen-fif?
Ally:...
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Leigh: People can't talk much with a mouth full of candy. That's how I avoid conversations.
Camila: Hey, Leigh, can you-
Leigh: Want some candy? (chucks a handful of Skittles)
Lauren: Babe, what does-
Leigh: Have some candy (throws chocolate)
Perrie: I feel lonely some-
Leigh: (holding a hammer) Eat this candy
Perrie:... That ain't candy
Leigh: (throws it at her anyway)
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Jesy: You all are so annoying, I want to hit you with a car
Jade: Can it be a bus instead? And don't be afraid to go over the speed limit, like I wanna fly and hit the pavement with a 'SPLAT'
Jesy:...
Camila:...
Perrie:...
Normani:...
Normani: Baby girl, who hurt you?!
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Guy: You don' have to look so mean
Jesy: You don't have to look at me
Guy:...
Jesy:...
Perrie: (from the other side of the room) PERIOD!
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Ally: Why is your report card on the ceiling?!
Camila: You said, "Bring your grades up."
Ally: (facepalms)
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Jesy: Did you do your homework?
Perrie: No!
Jesy: Why not?
Perrie: I'M A VIRGIN!
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Ally: I put the clothes on your back and the roof over your head
Camila:...
Dinah:...
Lauren:...
Normani:...
Camila: Was it heavy?
Ally:....
Dinah: Momma, you strong
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Leigh: Babe, can you buy me a drink?
Lauren: Whatever floats your boat
Leigh: (to the waiter) Let me get a margarita
Lauren: Last I checked, boats float on water
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Jesy: What the fuck?
Ally: (breaks her door down) WHAT THE FRICK FRACK, BABY BACK, SNACK PACK, QUARTERBACK, RACE TRACK, MONEY BACK, GUY NAMED JACK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
Jesy:...
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Jesy: Go to your room
Perrie: I only follow God's commands
Allysus: Listen to your mother
Perrie: (jumps) Oh, shi-!
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Leigh: (rapping) Slob on my knob-
Camila: (from the other room) Like corn on the cob-
Dinah: (emerges from the dryer) Check in with me-
Lauren: (crashes through the window) And do your job-
Jesy: (from the air vent) Lay on the bed-
Jade: (pops out of a cardboard box) And give me head
Perrie: (from the fridge) You don't have to ask-
Normani: GO THE FUCK TO BED!
Everyone: (goes back to their places)
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YOU ARE READING
Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanfictionJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
