Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

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Ally: Mila and I went to church today

Leigh: Did you learn something?

Camila: Yup. You can't pray the gay away

Perrie: (shakes head) My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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Perrie: (putting things into Leigh's Gucci bag) Oh, you are a good girl

Leigh; Noooo, what are you doing?!

Perrie: You're such a good friend

Leigh: She's putting things in my Gooch! (moves away)

Perrie: Just keep still

Leigh: Stop putting this in my Gooch!

Perrie: Hold still. Just keep still

(in the other room)

Lauren: They're into some kinky shit

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Camila: (flirting with Ally) I heard you like bad girls. Lucky for you, I'm bad at everything (smirks like a horny squirrel)

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Jesy: Lauren, come out

Lauren: I'm gay

Jesy: I meant out of the fucking bathroom, you fuck face

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Leigh: Hi, my name's Leigh-Anne, and you are?

Jade: (sweating) Questioning my sexuality

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Dinah: Can I get a vodka please

Employee: Ma'am, this is a McDonald's

Dinah: My bad, can I get a McVodka?

Employee: Of course!

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Perrie: Eat pussy and support her dreams

Lauren: (raises hand) What if her dreams is for me to eat her pussy?

Perrie: Then you better eat her pussy... the fuck?

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

No one in 5H:

No one in LM:

Jade: I climbed Kilimanjaro

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Interviewer: What's your favorite color?

Leigh: Jesy Nelson

Interviewer: Um, that's not a co-

Leigh: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

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Perrie: Babe, look, I'm a ninja

Camila: No, Pez, you're not

Perrie: Did you see me do that?

Camila: Do what?

Perrie: Exactly

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Jade: Lauren, your hand is on me ass

Lauren: Oops, sorry. It was an accident

Jade: Oh, okay