Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*nine*

Leigh: Love is like a fart...

Leigh: If you have to force it, it's probably shit

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Ally: Do you ever think before you speak?

Jesy: Nah, mate. I like to be as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth

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Dinah: I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster

(Okay, but me tho)

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Camila: I'm not a early bird or a night owl. I'm like...

Camila: A permanently exhausted pigeon

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Leigh: Can I help?

Jade: Babe, you're about as useful as a plank of wood in making a cake

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Lauren: I'm so hungry

Normani: You can eat me

Lauren: What?

Normani: What?

Dinah: (from the next room) SHE WANTS YOU TO EAT HER OUT

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Camila to Shawn: You're the human version of a migraine and period cramps

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Interviewer: What's the most romantic thing your lover has said?

Normani: (grabs Lauren's hand) "I want to spend my life with you"

Camila: (looks at Dinah lovingly) "Sit on my face"

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Jade: (flirting with Leigh) I hate a lot of people...

Jade: But you, I kinda like

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Ally: It's raining! Now I'm soaking wet!

Leigh: I'm soaking wet too

Ally: But you've been inside all day

Leigh: (bites lip and looks her up and down)

Ally: (smirks) C'mere

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Interviewer: What do you like the most about Normani?

Perrie: Her tongue

Normani: And my pussy

Interviewer: (faints)

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Leigh: The stars are so beautiful tonight

Lauren: There are

Leigh: Wanna know what else is beautiful?

Lauren: (blushes) Yeah?

Leigh: (smiles) Normani

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Perrie: (breathes)

Jesy: Shut the fuck up

Perrie:... bruh

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Camila: Wanna know a secret?

Dinah: Yeah

Camila: (whispers) I'm gay

Dinah: (sighs) Chancho, we've been married for seven years and have a three year old together

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Jesy:...

Leigh:...

Jade:...

Ally:...

Perrie:...

Normani:...

Lauren:...

Camila:...

Dinah:... Fuck, I blinked!

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Leigh: (sings) No, I can't be tamed. Make you scream my name-

Jesy: You're a bottom, so shut up

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