*thirty-six*

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Camila: (smirking at Jade)

Jade: What?

Camila: You're so hot when you do that

Jade: Do what?

Camila: Breathe

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Jesy: (trips)

Dinah: (catches her) You finally fell for me

Jesy: I didn't fall for you, you tripped me, you ass!

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Ally: (sneezes)

Brandon: Bless you

Ally: (flips hair) I've been blessed since '93

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Jimin: (singing) Take it off now, girl. Just take it off

Namjoon: Please, stop singing that God awful song

Jimin: I'MA BEAT THE PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE

Namjoon: For the love of shit, man!

Jimin: (giggles and runs off like a little overgrown sperm cell with something in their hand)

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Edwin: If trees had family trees, wouldn't it be called a forest?

Austin: If you say one more word-

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Perrie: I wanna go eat somewhere

Leigh: (smirks) I'll give you something to eat

Perrie: Really? What is it?

Leigh: This tropical, million dollar pussy

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No one:

Chris or Lauren: (when Erick or Camila makes a joke)

Chris or Lauren: (when Erick or Camila makes a joke)

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Normani: (sings) You come in wa-a-aves. Wa-a-aves. Wa-a-a-aves

JK: (body rolls like an awkward snake)

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