Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*one*

Jade: Cauliflower is not ghost broccoli

Perrie: I KNOW WHAT I FUCKING SAW!

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*in court*

Judge: How do you plea, Miss Cabello?

Camila: (looks at Normani for help)

Normani: (mouths) Not guilty

Camila: Hot milky

Normani: (sighs) Lock her up, Judge

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Leigh: If I die while having sex, the headline would say "She came, and she went"

Jesy:...

Leigh: Yep

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Lauren: If I was a gardener, I'd put our two lips together

Ally: Aww

Camila: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Normani: This bitch-

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Perrie: I'm so tired! I wish I could sleep forever

Jesy: Try dying

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Camila: There are 20 letters in the alphabet

Jade: Um, there's 26

Camila: Right, I forgot "U R A Q T"

Jade: That's 25

Camila: Don't worry, you'll get the "D" later

Jade: But you don't have a "D"

Camila: For fucks sake! Let me flirt, woman!

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Dinah: Can I call you sometime?

Lauren: I lost my phone

Dinah: Well can I call your house?

Lauren: I lost my house

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Ally: How did you break your leg?

Perrie: Um...

Jesy: (from the other room) THE FUCKING IDIOT WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET TOO LONG AND FELL OFF THE SEAT

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Camila: I like my men how I like my coffee... I don't drink coffee

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Perrie: Orange is the only color you can taste

Lauren: Perrie, it's 2am. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Leigh: But she's right, though

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Jesy: I love chocolate

Normani: (peeks her head around the corner)

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Dinah: What's your biggest fear?

Leigh: Flies

Jade: Clowns

Lauren: Being alone

Camila: 10 missed calls from my mom

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Ally: Damn, I wanna get into those jeans (smirks)

Leigh: I'm not sure if they can fit you

Ally: Just let me flirt, damn!

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Leigh: (phone rings)

Perrie: You still call your dad, "Daddy"? (laughs)

Leigh: (answers while looking her dead in the eyes) Hey, Jade

Perrie: (chokes on her food)

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Lauren: I'm not mean, I'm nice!

Camila: Yesterday, when I hit my head, you told me to shut up

Lauren: Because, you were crying like a little bitch

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Leigh: Jesy, I have a wound on my lip. Can you kiss it for me?

Jesy: That's how people get herpes

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Dinah: (crying) Why did she do this to me?! I can't believe she did that!

Ally: (to Jade) Why is Dinah crying?

Jade: She saw the Bounce Back music video

Ally: Yeah, and?

Jade: Leigh twerked

Ally: Ah...

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Camila: ALL YA LADIES POP YOUR PUSSY LIKE THIS-

Perrie: SHAKE YA BODY, DON'T POOP, DON'T PISS!

Camila:... Baby, noooo

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