(Pic is unrelated... they just all fine asf🥵 also, I bet y'all be in class, laughing at this bullshit)
(Texts between Leighade)
Jade: What do u get when u put Nutella on salmon? Salmonella!
Leigh: Jade, go the fuck to sleep
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Perrie: Wanna come eat what my mom made?
Dinah: What did she make?
Perrie: Me
Dinah:... On my way
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Leigh: Tell me something that'll make me hot
Lauren: Global warming
Leigh: Goodnight
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Normani: Jade, help. I'm having boy problems
Jade: Like a 'can't fit his body in my trunk' kind of problem or do you like him?
Normani:...
Jade:...
Normani: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Jade:...Yes
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(On a date)
Jesy: (eating ice cream)
Date: (smirks) Damn, what else can that tongue do?
Jesy:...lick your blood off my fingers after I sacrifice you to Satan
Date: (chokes on drink)
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Perrie: Why's a 'W' called a 'W' if it's two Vs?
Camila: What?
Perrie: Why not call it a 'double V', like it makes sense
Leigh: A lower case W looks like Us
Perrie:... Not mine
Jesy: Your handwriting looks like shit anyway, so it's hard to tell
Lauren: (from the other room) BURN, BITCH!
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Perrie: When are we dropping another song for The Pussy Chronicles?
Normani: Right? Zain been slacking with the ghost writing
Leigh: Exactly. I feel like we're letting our fans down
Jade: Can we at least remix another one of our songs?
Dinah: Yeah, like He Like That
Ally: Or Angel
Jesy: Hell, I'll be okay if you remix Woman Like Me
Lauren: Do them all, actually
Me: I just haven't been inspired lately.
Camila: Well, get your ass up and write a new bop that make all the pussies pop
Me: Ugh, a'ight! Damn!
Camila: Hmph, better.
Me: (mumbles) Pushy ass people
Camila: I sure am a pussy and ass eater
(Record scratch)
Jade:...
Perrie:...
Jesy:...
Ally:...
Leigh:...
Lauren:...
Dinah:...
Normani: Wayment
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*Pussy is god
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanfictionJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
