Leigh: YOU GAVE HIM A BROWNIE?!
Lauren: Relax, he's fine
Erick: (upside down wearing a dick costume) I wanna eat the universe!
Leigh: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FINE, LAUREN?!
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Ally: Wait... so why were you dressed as a cowboy and Perrie was a horse that day?
Jesy: Isn't it obvious? They were "making a movie"
Perrie: No, we weren't!
Camila: Exactly!
Perrie: We were filming a porno
Camila: 😳
Ally: (faints)
Jesy: (cracking the fuck up)
(Reference to *eight*)
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Jin: "Bob's Burgers" would actually be a completely appropriate title for "Spongebob Squarepants"
Brandon:...
J-Hope: He's not... wrong
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Perrie: Stop calling the earth flat! No wonder it's always trying to get hotter!
Jade: (facepalm) Perrie, you fucking jizz target-
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Richard: (to Edwin) What do you call someone thirsty for water?
Joel: H2Hoe
Richard: Joel, You're such a joke cockblock
Edwin: On Jah
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Austin: What's wrong with them?
Jimin: They're having a "Mixer Meltdown"
Austin: A what?
Erick: (crying) HOW CAN THE WORLD SLEEP ON THEM?! THEIR VOCALS ARE FUCKING PERFECT! THEIR CHOREO'S AMAZING! THEIR FUCKING GORGEOUS! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR MUSIC! FUCKING BOPS!!!
Dinah: (also crying) THEY ARE PERFECT ROLE MODELS AND ARE THE SWEETEST! THEY'RE FUCKING G-O-DOUBLE D-E-S-S-E-S AND DON'T GET ANY CREDIT AND IT'S ALL SYCO'S FAAUULT!
Joel: I WANNA TOUCH LEIGH'S HAIR! I WANNA KISS PERRIE'S FRECKLES! I WANNA HUG JESY! I WANNA PUT JADE IN MY POCKET!
Dinah: UGH, WHY DON'T THEY COME TO AMERICAAAAA?!?!
Austin: Ohhhh
Jimin: Yeahhh...
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Zion: You can a little crackle between your ears when you swallow but your brain ignores it like it ignores your nose
Jesy: You are a special breed of friend, mate
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Yoongi: Why do noses run... but feet smell?
Perrie: Feet smell? How can my feet smell when my nose can't even smell?
Jade: (facepalms) Pez, you tangled pubic hair in a zipper-
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*Deadass, being an American Mixer is hard🥺 so Joel is literally me everyday... no bullshit, I cried because they were so underrated (I was listening to Woman's World... their vocals in that song?😫😍👇🏾)
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