Cade's offspring: Uh, Mam?
Jade: Yo?
CO: I... I
Jade: Spit it out, homie
CO: I kicked the football (⚽️) over the fence 👉🏾👈🏾
Jade: Fa fooks sake, Offspring. That's the third time this week
Camila: (eating to bananas) What's goin' on? (Like in Bounce Back)
Jade: Offspring kicked the ball over the fence
Camila: (sucks teeth) Forreal, homie?
CO: Is my name Offspring or Homie?
Jade: Child, just go get the damn ball
CO: Ya see... I tried, but (neighbor) popped it with scissors
Camila:...
Jade:...
Jade: (takes off earrings) Time to go full Geordie in this bitch
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Dinah: Ushy gushy, my pussy-
Perrie: (throws a grape at her)
Dinah: (catches it in her mouth and did this 🖕🏾) He wanna take him a looky
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Richard fine ass:
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Not a damn soul:
Not a goddamn soul:
Her sexy ass:
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Chris: Can I have some chips?
Dell: M'kay (gives him fries)
Chris: Good look, amigo
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Nick: Corrupt cops are just undercover criminals
Ally: Please, don't start this shit
Perrie: A marriage proposal is only one knee from begging
Ally: Bruh, didn't I just say-
Lauren: Telephone poles are trees that cleaned up and got a job
Ally: Go bother y'all other momma
Jesy: (from the other room) If y'all do, you're gonna walk around with three shoes. Two on your feet and one in your ass
Perrie, Nick, and Lauren:...
Ally: Bother each other, gahdamn
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Richard: Toddlers' adult teeth are under their eyes
Jesy: Oh hell nah! (takes off shoe)
Richard: (runs) NOT THE CHANCLETA!
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*Gurl 🤡
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
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