Camila: It'll be days when I just wanna get my dick sucked... then I remember... I'm a girl
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Lauren: Ok, name something you have in your bedroom
Normani: A bed
Jade: A closet
Camila: Clothes
Leigh: A dildo
Lauren:...
Normani:...
Jade:...
Camila:...
Leigh: What?
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Camila: I wanna stick a dildo on my forehead and fuck you like a unicorn
Jade: What... the fuck?
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Dinah: Bro, I had a dream we fucked
Jesy: Bro, it's just a dream
Dinah: I'm not gay. I wouldn't fuck you
Jesy: You wouldn't?
Dinah: I mean unless you want to
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Perrie: (Watching the He Like That music video)
(Lauren's part comes up)
Perrie: Aaaaanddd I'm gay
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Normani: I'm not saying I hate you, but if I had a gun with only two bullets and I was stuck in a room with you, Hitler, and Ted Bundy, I'll shoot you twice
Dinah: I'm feeling the love, Mani. Feeling the love
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Camila: Oh, c'mon! I wasn't that drunk
Ally: Well, you gave Jesy a lap dance...
Perrie: Asked to suck Leigh's dick...
Lauren: and asked Normani, your girlfriend, if she was single and cried when she said 'no'
Camila:... Guess I was a little drunk
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Ally: ... and that's how Dinah cockblocked every ship in both fandoms
Interviewer:...
Ally: I'm sorry, what was the question?
Interviewer: 'What's your favorite song?'
Ally:... Oh...
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Jade: (doing homework)
(Seconds later)
Dinah: (busts in her room) Spare coochie, ma'am?
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Normani, as a disciple: Jesus! Buddy, look, Lazarus can't make it tonight. He died
Ally, as Jesus: (wearing sunglasses) Hold my wine
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Camila: The fans call Ally "Jesus", but autocorrect changes 'Jesy's' into 'Jesus'. So, somebody lying
Leigh: Can't be Jesy because she's the most sinful out of all of us
Jesy: (drink in hand) YA DAMN SKIPPY
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Dinah: (sings) AND WE PLAY. OUR. FAVORITE SONGS. AND WE-
Lauren: Dinah, if you don't shut up with that bullshit!
Dinah:...
Lauren:...
Dinah: I. WILL NEVER BE THAT GIRL AGAIN! NO-WHOA-OH
Lauren: (throws a shoe at her) SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Lauren: (putting on sunblock) Melanoma? Mela-no-ma'am
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Perrie: Let's go tanning, guys
Normani:...
Leigh:...
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Jade: I once saw an albino polar bear
Ally: But polar bears are white
Jade: This one was black
Ally: Aren't you sure you didn't see a black bear?
Jade:... whatevs
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Camila: (pointing real close at Leigh)
Leigh: Stop touching me
Camila: I'm not touching you
Leigh: I see your finger right there!
Camila: But I'm not touching you!
Leigh: (to Jesy) Mum, can I kill her?
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Lauren: Hey, fam, it's 4:20. You know what that means
Perrie: Um, it's 4:21
Lauren: Perrie, you're such a fucking vibe killer
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Jadesy's kid: Mummy, how was born?
Jesy: (looks at Jade for help)
Jade: Um... I put sour cream on your mam's taco
Jesy: (horrified)
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanficJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
