Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*forty*

The WAYLT (Why are you like this?) Category

Camila: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

Zabdiel: Do you have to say that at every game night?

Camila: Yes, because I'm gay

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Lauren: So, are we gonna ignore the fact that Snickers got a dick vein?

Richard: Why the FUCK are you like this??

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Tae: Don't sweat the petty things...

Tae: Pet the sweaty things (puts on sunglasses)

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Jade: Bologna is just hot dogs for people who likes pancakes

Richard: Jade, not you too!

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Brandon: You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone

Yoongi: You could always just cut off your leg and count the rings

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Erick: Human skin is a fur suit for skeletons

Normani: Oh, hell nah-

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Lauren: What if I kiss you...

Leigh: (smirks) Yeah?

Lauren:... and all of my teeth fell out into your mouth?

Leigh: (packs up her shit and LEAVES)

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Jade:

Camila: For Jesus fuck 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Ally: Imagine if our brains itched

Richard: Ally! No!

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Austin: Cereal is soup and toaster strudels are ravioli

Perrie: You're not... wrong?

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Leigh: Wolverine and Deadpool can't be circumcised because of their regeneration abilities

Dinah:...

Leigh:...

Dinah:... Da fuck is wrong with y'all??

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Chris: Wearing a face mask with your nose exposed is like wearing underwear with your dick hanging out

Jin: (shakes head and sighs) This quarantine is fucking us all up

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Jade: Babies born feet first briefly wear their mams as hats and no one is ready to talk about that

Dinah: And the ones born head first momentarily wears their mom as a sleeping bag

Jade: (smiles) I love you so much

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Zion: I'm not crying, my eyes are just nutting

Jimin: No wonder it feels good to cry

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Leigh: Pre-cum means he's wet asf

Lauren: Leigh, baby, go the fuck to sleep

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(Brandon as a robber)

Brandon: (points gun) Put the money in the bag!

Person: (cries)

Brandon: (drops gun) Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry (hugs them)

(Dinah as a robber)

Dinah: (points gun) Run me yo' shit, bitch before I tomahawk yo' pelvis!

Person: (gives her money while confused as fuck)

(Perrie as a robber)

Perrie: (points gun) Give me the BREAD!

Person: Ma'am, that's a water gun

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Camila's kid: Mamá! There's a monster in my closet!

Camila: What? You expect me to check? Hell no, that sounds scary as fuck

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Ally: I have small hands

Yoongi: Bring then closer to you. They're just far away

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