——— Jade: You know when you write something so perfectly, you get a little obsessed with it? Like if you draw a perfect number 2, you wanna show everyone how pretty it is? What if every one of the letters and numbers longed to be that perfect number 2? To be written so beautifully that the producer of the masterpiece worships you until you inevitably become destroyed... to be missed... to be born again as a different character and receive that ordinary-ness that reminds you that you were meant to be beautiful in any and every way
Perrie:...
Dinah:...
Jesy:...
Normani: Lauren, stop leaving brownies on the stove!
(Look at this beautiful number 2!!! I named her Two-Lula)
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——— Austin: Numbers can't be capitalized unless written out
Zab: ... (sighs)
——— Jesy: Yogurt is just the dismembered corpses of fruits stuck in a pool of sweetened cow nut
Dinah: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jesy:... Yes
——— Erick: In Greece, all yogurt is Greek yogurt
——— (Texting)
Perrie: Babe I tell you an air bender themed pickup line?
Camila: Sure lol
Perrie: Idk about air or fire bending... but I'd like to bend you over a table😏
Camila:... Marry me
——— Joel: What expands every time you blow-
Richard: A dick!
Joel: It's a fucking balloon, for fucks sake
——— Ally: Jade, what's your favorite Disney movie?
Jade: The Little Mermaid
Ally: I thought it was Aladdin? Why?
Jade: Because I agree that it's better down where it's wetter
Ally:...
Dinah: Childhood ruined
——— Chris: Have a good day, Erick
Erick: Don't tell me what to do, bitch boy
——— Nick: I bought a clownfish yesterday
Brandon: And?
Nick: It didn't tell me any jokes
——— Zab: I don't wanna wish death on anyone... but I want my business to prosper
Camila: What business?
Zab: A funeral home
——— Perrie: Hey, Mani?
Normani: Yeah?
Perrie: You have nice legs... when do they open?
Normani:...
Perrie: (finger guns)
——— Lauren: My biggest dream is to go to a wedding where the bride says, "I don't"
——— (Text)
Richard: Did you know that the more y's a person has in their "hey" the more interested they are in you?
Richard: With that being said... heyyyyyy
Jesy: He
——— (If Leigh was in a horror movie)
Leigh: (running and panting)
Leigh: (trips on air and falls)
Leigh: (screaming for her life) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!
Anal: 😈
——— Doctor: Do you smoke?
Me: I only smoke when Little Mix gets proper promotion in the states
Doctor: Your lungs must be in perfect health
——— (True story)
Perrie: Somebody just tweeted, "What do I have to do for you to love me, Perrie?" and Jes said "Lick my nips."
