Chris: I can't live without you
Erick: Then die
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Chris: Hey, Nick
Nick: If you say something dumb, I'll knock your eyes out of your head
Chris:...
Chris: Nevermind
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Leigh: If Groot tried to speak spanish, would he say "Yo soy Groot" or say "I am Groot" and mean words in Spanish?
Ally:...
Normani: Lauren! Your girlfriend got into your weed again!
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Zion: Captain America's suit is actually the Puerto Rican flag
Austin: (hits blunt) Oh, shit
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Perrie: What if soy milk is just introducing itself in Spanish?
Jesy: Pez, I swear to fucking god-
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Brandon: I'm not gay
Zab: (walks in)
Brandon: Okay, I might be a little gay. But everyone's a little gay
Jade: I'm a lotta gay
Camila: Same
Brandon: This joke wasn't about y'all
Zab: (shakes head) Short people
Jade: Daint start wi me. Al knock yee oot, man
Zab: (to Camila) What did she-?
Camila: I dunno
(I haven't had a good night's sleep in days)
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Dinah: If I drink expired poison, is it more or less effective?
Jesy: (groans) You're worse than Perrie
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Lauren: (hits blunt) The only way to live... is to be born
Camila: (gasps) True
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House: (on fire)
Ally: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Richard: Nick bet me that I couldn't roast a marshmallow on a curling iron
Ally:...
Nick: He lost
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Zion: He-
Edwin: I don't wanna deal with your shit right now
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(group chat w PRETTYMUCH)
Nick: Who ate the last pizza slice?😡🍕
Brandon: I'll give you two hints: 1) Zion 2) Kuwono
Zion: No I didn't!
Austin: Yes you did, I saw you
Zion: Nobody likes a snitch😒
Edwin: And nobody likes someone that eats the last pizza slice
Brandon: Period
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Richard: How do you say 'nose' in Spanish?
Joel: (sighs) 'No sé'. I know the joke already
Richard: Okay, how about 'what did the peanut say when it sneezed?'
Joel: 'Cashew'
Richard: Knock, knock
Joel: 'Door's open'
Richard:... You just can't let me be great, can you?
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(Jadesy in a cop movie)
Jesy: How does it feel to be the worse cop ever?
Jade: Shut up, yer mam buys you Megablocks instead of Legos
Jesy: (knocks a chair over) You fucking take that back!
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Dinah: If I had a dick-
Normani: I would pull it out and piss on them
Dinah: (smiles) This is why I married you
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Ally: What took you three so long to get here?
Camila: I did vocal warmups then ate breakfast
Jade: I'm vocal warmups
Leigh: and I'm breakfast
Ally: (faints)
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Chris: (wearing a shirt that says "If I look lost, please return to Erick")
Erick: (wearing a shirt that says "I'm Erick. If you found me in less than 5 minutes, he wasn't lost. That's just his face")
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(I would try and sleep, but I know if I do, I'd get woken up and want to steal a bitch life for interrupting my, probably, dope ass dream... but how y'all liking this? Some are defo original... you gotta guess which ones hehe)
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
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