Normani: I had a dream about you
Austin: (smirks) Yea?
Normani: I was on top of you... with my hands around your throat, slowly cutting off your oxygen supply while you sleep
Austin: 😳
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Jade: Can I make you wetter than a bayou?😏
Leigh: Nah, so I'ma walk right by you ✌🏽
Jade:😒
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Jin: What was popular 10 years ago but isn't around anymore?
Jesy: 2010 calendars
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JK: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Richard: Have you ever cheated on a test and still fail?
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Ally: How much for a trip to China?
Perrie: Depends on where you live. For example, if you live in China, it's free
Ally:...
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Jade: You're the hottest thing I ever saw
Normani: You probably never seen the sun
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Camila: London Bridge and Mary Had A Little Lamb sounds similar
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J-Hope: What's the most expensive thing you've ever eaten?
Lauren: Leigh's pussy
Leigh: Million dollar coochie right here
J-Hope: (fucking faints)
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Jade: Can I take you on a cruise? My boat in your ocean?
Jesy: Don't you get seasick?
Jade: (stomps away) Why won't anyone let me flirt fa fooks sake?!
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Zion: In a world of crispy hot wings, you're raw chicken
Zabdiel: What, my dude?
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Camila: (running) Excuse me, ma'am? Ma'am, excuse me?
Ally: Yes?
Camila: (stops; panting) Do you have any spare coochie available?
Ally: (yeets a Bible to her face)
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Zion: (breathes)
Brandon: Chew on a lightbulb
Zion: Bruh...
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Richard: Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Chris: Ok
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Perrie: You can drink a drink, but you can't foods food
Leigh: I will kick your arse so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a Pez dispenser.
Perrie: What the fuck?
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(Group chat)
Zion: Icky Vicky was the HARDEST diss track of the century.
Camila: Straight fye 🔥
Jesy: Shrek and I both have asses we're sick of... only I have two😑
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Dinah: (says something)
Lauren: You're the equivalent of a sandpaper condom.
Leigh: (from the other room) NOT A SANDPAPER CONDOM
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanficJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
