Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

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Camila: (fanning herself) Damn, it's hot as hell in here

Dinah: I'm sorry, should I leave?

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Lauren: (sneezes)

Leigh: (hands her a picture of herself)

Lauren: The fuck you give me this for?

Leigh: I just blessed you, bitch

Lauren:...

Leigh: You're welcome

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(Text)
Normani: I wanna show you my heart, but I can't because it's in me

Jade: Ok, send me titty pics. That's close as fuck

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Camila: Can we get McDonalds?

Ally: Why would we get McDonalds when I could cook?

Camila: But you can't cook McDonalds

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Perrie: Jesy, knock knock

Jesy: I don't wanna be apart of your stupid joke

Perrie:... all you had to say was "who's there?" Why you goin' so hard?

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Jade: I like how we use "oh, man" to express our disappointment

Camila: Because men are disappointing?

Jade: Precisely

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(Christmas)
Jesy: Lauren, could you put the angel on the tree?

Lauren: Sure

Lauren: (yeets Leigh onto the tree)

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(Dinner at Leigh's)
Normani: Damn, that's the best thing I've ever eaten

Ally: Well, the second best for me

Normani: What's the first then?

Jesy: (sits on Ally's lap) Me

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(Playing UNO)

Lauren: Uno!

Leigh: I don't speak Spanish, so it doesn't fucking count!

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Camila: (sitting next to Dinah) Did you know that "taco cat" spelled backwards is "taco cat"?

Dinah: (turns away from her)

Perrie: (on her other side) Did you know "dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of god"?

Dinah: (gets up and leaves)

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Perrie: Lauren, you're gay, right?

Lauren: Bi, Perrie

Perrie: Wait, why are you telling me to leave? What did I do wrong?

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Dinah: Roses are red, violets are blue-

Lauren: (throws a shoe at her) Violets are fucking purple, you dipshit!

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Jesy: - and now Camila Cabello with a gay update. Camila?

Camila: Still a raging homosexual, Jes

Jesy: Thank you, Mila. And now the weather

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Lauren: Someone asked me how I was and I couldn't decide between "great" and "okay"

Lauren: So I said "gay"

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Normani: Small creatures are vicious

Jade: Ridiculous! Give me an example

Normani: Wasps...

Ally: Spiders...

Leigh: Mosquitoes

Camila: Jade

Jade: FUCK YOU SAY?! YOU BESTA BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SLAPPED THE FUCK UP

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Jesy: I just got back from the doctor and she said I have PTSD

Dinah: Wait, didn't you see a gynecologist?

Jesy: Yep. I got Pussy Too Sweet Disease

Dinah:...

Jade: (from the other room) She ain't lying, though

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Ally: (sings) Hump me! Fuck me!-

Lauren: Jadey better make me choke!

Ally:...

Jade: (faints)

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Interviewer: Best food combinations?

Dinah: Corn and ice cream!

Lauren, Camila, Ally, Normani: What?!

Perrie:

Jade:

Jesy:

Leigh:

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