Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*forty-one*

*Happy Birthday to this fine ass gorgy hun😍🥵 #27onthesebitches

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Leigh: We shouldn't do this

Lauren: Why not?

Leigh: Because we aren't gay

Perrie: (from the other room) Leigh, shut up and let her eat your pussy!

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Dinah: Wait, y'all fucked in the kitchen? Why?

Perrie: (shrugs) Sometimes, I get hungry after I eat

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Edwin: Wanna hear a joke?

Zion: I'm already listening to one

Perrie: (from the other side of the ocean) DAAMNN!!

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JK: A year ago, I lost a good friend-

Perrie: Stop telling everyone I'm dead

JK: Sometimes, I can still hear her voice

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Perrie: Ally, wanna know what vegetable you'd be?

Ally: What?

Perrie: "Brookeally" (broccoli)

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Perrie: You never bought me flowers

Normani: I didn't know you sell them

Perrie:...

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(Lerrie moment mentioned in *three*)

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(From an actual text convo between me and my bestie...)

Dinah:

Perrie: She looks like a sexy power ranger😍

Dinah: 😂 She do tho

Perrie: It's morphing time!

Dinah: 😂 but fr, she fine

Perrie: Like wine... I want her booty

Dinah: 😂😂😂 go to sleep

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Perrie: How many colors does it take to taste sound? Left or right?

Jade: Yes

Normani:

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Zab: What fruit doesn't have seeds in them?

Perrie: Strawberries

Zab: What? Yes, they-

Perrie: Not inside... they have seeds on the outside

Zab:...

Perrie: Wait... a strawberry with seeds on the inside sounds-

Zab: (covers his ears) Lalalala, I ain't got time for this shit, lalalalala

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(I'm sorry this ain't longer... I'm running outta jokes... I ain't THAT funny, but to make it up at least a little, here's the text convo:)