Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*forty-five*

Leigh: I'm not rich... I'm a money whore

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Brandon: It's safer to fall from 10 miles high than from the 10th floor because on average, you'll live longer

Camila: Man, now listen

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Yoongi: Fuck off backwards means the same but with a British accent

Jesy:... you're not... wrong

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(School)

Ally: ...If he enters a race with four other people, what's the probability of him winning?

Jade: 50%

Ally: How is it 50%

Jade: He either wins or he loses

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Namjoon: Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

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Zion: The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering

Joel: Now you fuckin' listen-

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Michael: A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply.

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Edwin: What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters but never has five letters

Richard: What kinda fuckass riddle is this?

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Lauren: There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Normani:... Only a fraction of people will find this funny

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Camila (to Ally): I wanna fuck you to your favorite song

(Later)

Camila: Set the mood, baby

Ally: Okay (plays Jesus Loves Me)

Camila: I know you did not-

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