Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*six*

Ally: I'm bored

Normani: Go play with yourself

Ally:...

Normani:...

Normani: WAIT

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Jesy: Perrie, you want some pizza?

Perrie: No, but I do wanna kiss you

Jesy:... Good, more for me

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Leigh: Nice face

Lauren: Um, thanks?

Leigh: It'll look better between-

Ally: THE PAGES OF THE BIBLE, YOU SINFUL CHILDREN

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Ally: Nice top, Jesy

Jesy: Than-

Camila: Uh, I have a name, bitch

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Guy: Wanna go out?

Jade: I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door and french kiss a rattlesnake

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(In a horror movie)
Killer: I can see you

Dinah: Really?

Killer:

Dinah:...

Dinah: Do I look good?

Killer: Yes, bitch, you slay

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Perrie: Jerrie is not real

Jade: Deny me one more time and I won't do that thing you like

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Dinah: Hey, Ally, what's the height of stupidity?

Ally: I dunno. How tall are you?

Dinah: Not sure, but still taller than you, Short Ass

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Leigh: Babe, wanna hear a joke?

Lauren: Not really

Leigh: Knock knock

Lauren: Come in

Leigh:...

Lauren:...

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Jade: I wanna kiss your lips

Jesy: Aw, you're sweet

Jade: And then, I wanna kiss your mouth

Jesy:...

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Camila: You only care about yourself

Leigh: No, I don't

Camila: Okay, what country am I from?

Leigh: Sensodyne

Camila: That's a fucking toothpaste brand

Leigh:...

Camila:...

Leigh: Shut your Sensodyne ass up

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Normani: I wanna do something stupid

Perrie: (crashes through the window) I'm something stupid! Do me!

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Ally: Gay means happy, right? So gay people are just happy people

Camila: Riddle me this, Ally: how am I both attracted to Jesy and depressed?

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Lauren: I will fight the next person that hates on my girlfriend

Jade: I hate myself

Lauren: Okay, you beautiful little shit, square up

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Dinah: Every Harmonizer reads the word "normally" as "NormAlly"...

Normani:...

Ally:...

Lauren: Dinah, shut the fuck up

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Jade: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but-

Ally: You're wrong

Jade: But I haven't said anything yet

Ally: YOU'RE WRONG, DAMMIT

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Jesy: You can't sit with us

Perrie: Actually, Jessica, I can't sit anywhere because I have HeMoRrHoIdS

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