Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*thirty-seven*

J-Hope: What's an orgasm?

Lauren: (drunk) It's when you fold paper and make airplanes and shit

Jade: (also drunk) (shoves her) No, bitch, that's oregano

Richard: (he drunk too) I thought that was organism?

J-Hope: I'll just ask Jimin

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Austin: (hits blunt) Soda is spicy juice

Camila: (hits blunt) Fuck, dude

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(On the phone with a pizza place)

Jesy: Bruh, I ordered a pizza 24 chapters ago. Y'all makin' it or nah?

PP: Yesn't

Jesy: (sucks teeth) Fuckers always speaking iTaLiCs

PP: Is this a joke?

Jesy: Probably

PP: Look we can deliver, but it ain't gonna be pizza

Jesy: You're right... 'cause it's gonna be a BoNeLeSs piZzA

PP: (hangs up)

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Perrie: You ever ate something so good you felt like you were supposed to bust a nut?

Camila: Fuck yes!

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Lauren: (high while listening to Alina Baraz) Her voice feels good

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Chris: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Jin: I'm more into dark humor

Chris: (turns off the lights) Okay, so this guy-

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Brandon: What's going on in that head of yours?

Jade: Nothing I wanna be apart of

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Zion: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal

Namjoon: Explain

Zion: I haven't died yet

Normani: That's... not how it works

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Leigh: Step one, be straight

Lauren: (walks pass)

Leigh: (bites lip) Failed step one

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Ally: Are you high?

Joel: Am I what?

Ally: High?

Joel: Hello

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Jade: I think one of us has been possessed by an owl

Zabdiel: Who?

Jade: That's the thing. We don't know-

Jade:... wayment

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(Deadass, check Alina Baraz out... her voice soothing as fuck)