Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*thirty-eight*

Namjoon: Why are some people afraid of boobs?

Zion: Can't spell boobs without boo

Namjoon: (jumps) Shit, you're right that was fuckin scary

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Richard: Are you a dom or a sub?

Camila: I love Dominos and Subway, but I depends on what I'm feeling

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Lauren: Hey, I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I really wanna tap that ass

Leigh: Ruin it

Lauren: The friendship or your ass?

Leigh: (smirks)

Lauren: Say less, baby girl

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Normani: Lemme get this straight-

JK: More like "lemme run this bi you"

Chris: "Lets see how this pans out"

Brandon: We should ace-ess the situation

Camila: I'm gay

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Jade: Hey, you wanna know your gay name?

Jesy: My gay name?

Jade: Yeah, it's your first name...

Jade: (gets down on one knee)... and my last name

Jesy: OH MY GOD

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Zabdiel: Would you date a girl taller than you?

Edwin: No

Zabdiel: Damn, why?

Edwin: I'm gay

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Guy: Can I get your number?

Dinah: Sorry, it's for business

Guy: What business?

Dinah: None of your business. Bye, Felicia

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Ally: When are you gonna stop with this "I wanna die" crap?

Perrie: When I'm dead

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Jin: I have three moods

J-Hope: Which are?

Jin: Fuck off, fuck you, and fuck me

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Perrie: When Sonic turns into a ball, he's sucking his own dick

Fifth Harmony:...

CNCO:...

PRETTYMUCH:...

BTS:...

Little Mix:...

Jade: What in the H. E double FUCK

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